(after arriving home from a meeting...)
crit: so, how was lily tonight?
tom: alright, i guess. she pooped and peed all over the floor before her bath.
crit: what? oh do tell!
tom: she was running around naked when all of a sudden i heard her saying, "happening? happening? happening?" i turned around only to find poop dropping from her butt as she walked down the hall.
hilarious! definitely one for the baby book.