happening?

(after arriving home from a meeting...)

crit:   so, how was lily tonight?

tom:  alright, i guess.  she pooped and peed all over the floor before her bath.

crit:   what? oh do tell!

tom:  she was running around naked when all of a sudden i heard her saying, "happening? happening? happening?" i turned around only to find poop dropping from her butt as she walked down the hall.

hilarious!  definitely one for the baby book.